Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Return to Argentum: 8


Elesh Norn was not impressed.
The Auriok, the zombie thing, and the morally compromised ether-traveller stood before her in all their disheveled glory.
She shuddered inwardly at their ugliness and their fleshiness.
But, outwardly composed, she smiled politely with her perfect, pointy ceramic teeth.
“Let me understand, yes. You want this one--” she gestured vaguely at Venser with her long, perfectly manicured, ceramic-tipped index finger. “To be made of meat again, yes?”
“Yes,” said Liliana, “That is correct. I have given him animation, but I cannot restore his living flesh. I would like him to be whole again.”
“Yet, I see no reason for this. It appears perfectly fine to me as is, yes?” Elesh Norn appraised Venser and nodded affirmingly. “The lack of flesh is to be seen as an improvement,” the ivory-and-crimson Praetor stated, leaning back in her throne of bones.
Venser was disgusted by the whole place and the Praetor herself, so when he felt a pleasant surge of pride at her words, he was appalled. He swung his dismembered arm and slapped himself in the face. How can I have become so degenerate that a monster telling me I look good as a zombie gets me going?
“Why does it do that?” Elesh Norn demanded, alarmed.
“Do what?” Liliana was having a hard time keeping the edge from her voice. This whole trip, this conversation, the entirety of her time on this godsforsaken plane had been nothing but infuriating.
“He strikes himself with his own appendage!” Elesh Norn whispered loudly, poorly concealing her words behind a theatrically raised, elegant hand. Venser slapped himself again, just to see the Praetor’s reaction. Elesh gasped. “See that! See that, yes? Why does it do that?”
“Because he’s--it’s an idiot,” Liliana said tiredly.
Jor-el sighed and addressed the Praetor in his most courtly tone.
“Praetor Elesh, the fleshless state is unnatural for this one. He was not compleated in holy ritual, he merely rotted away after an unnatural death. Thus his spirit argues with his physical reality, constantly. Creating a state of “idiocy” as my lady Liliana so colorfully explained.”
Liliana rolled her eyes, but as Jor-el elbowed her she flashed him an appreciative grin. Venser tried to insert the fingers of his disembodied hand into his eye sockets, but found he wasn’t dexterous enough.
“Ah, this makes sense, yes?” Elesh exclaimed. “Holy compleation is the only path to enlightened contentment. This poor creature has had the chance for spiritual peace taken from him.”
“I’m glad you two speak the same language,” Liliana hissed to Jor-el. She smiled ingratiatingly at Elesh Norn and said loudly, “I beg your grace to restore him, so that he may be compleated later, in full ritual. He has become...dear to me,” Liliana looked at her hands, as though embarrassed.
“Another affliction of the flesh, yes?” Elesh said, but she tilted her head in something approximating pity. “But how will compleation better your predicament?”
“As a Phyrexian, he will not suffer the effects of old age.”

“The aging of flesh--horrible! Yes, yes!” Elesh Norn shuddered and nodded vigorously, nearly knocking over her attendants with the span of her huge headdress. They hurried to rearrange her train and shawls into pools of crimson perfection.

“And he is very powerful,” Liliana added. “He might prove useful to your...cause. But he cannot wield his powers in his current state, so marginalized.”

Elesh Norn regarded Liliana in silence for a moment.

“We shall consider your request over supper.” With a graceful sweep of her emaciated arm, she ended the audience. Jor-el and Liliana took their leave respectfully, bowing low. Venser haltingly followed them, giving himself one last smack with his arm as he passed the dais. He was rewarded as Elesh snapped her head around towards him, sucking air through her teeth and gripping her train as though he were a rat that might run under and scurry over her feet.
Venser whooshed a low giggle that was cut short when a tendril of black mana wrapped around his windpipe.
“Do that again, and I will permanently remove your head so that you can always get that stunning angle on my ass,” Liliana hissed in his ear canal.
“Ttttemphhhhting,” he puffed quietly, but shrugged at her in acquiescence. Liliana nodded and the mana tendril removed itself from his throat and eased itself back to her fingertips. She blew him a kiss before skipping back up to Jor-el and wrapping her arms around the crook of his elbow, leaning in close and resting her head on his shoulder. She said something that made him laugh. The three of them were led by a thrull through increasingly large archways whose shadows grew darker and darker the deeper they went into the sanctified grounds of the Machine Orthodoxy.
An hour or so later, a different thrull led them from their apartments to the supper hall. Venser had been given his own room so he had no idea what had transpired between Liliana and Jor-el, but her hair was a bit mussed and they looked closer than ever, so the zombie ex-artificer figured he could venture an educated guess, had anyone asked him.
As they approached the hall, Venser noticed large firepits lighting their way at intervals. The ornately designed and modular pits seemed to be burning human remains. Venser wondered if he could be quick enough to push Jor-el into one before they got to dinner. The zombie glanced ahead at his companions; it was no good, Liliana was holding the Auriok mystic too close to herself, his cloak nearly swishing in the same rhythm as her hips.
Venser consoled himself with the thought that there would likely be many opportunities during the meal and the night’s entertainment to do bad things to Jor-el.
Yet it turned out that supper was so bizarre that all of thoughts of delivering violence upon the ivory-cloaked Auriok slipped from Venser’s mind, replaced by incredulous fascination with the ways of the Machine Orthodoxy and Phyrexians in general.
The Phyrexians of the Machine Orthodoxy believed that flesh was evil and had stripped themselves of as much of it as possible. They didn’t need to eat or drink, so all the plates, serving trays, decanters and goblets were empty. Yet, thrulls went through the motions of serving and pouring, and the guests went through the motions of enjoying a great feast--picking through empty air on their plates, delicately lifting morsels of air to their mouths between pinched fingers, taking huge gulps of air from bereft vessels to wash down the imaginary things they had just pretended to swallow.
Venser was too interested to be perturbed. He was even kind of enjoying the spectacle as he mused on its anthropological meanings. But then he looked over at Liliana. The necromancer was in, literally, a black rage. Venser remembered then that she was always hungry. Back home at the Furnace Level she constantly had something in her hand--usually a goblet of wine, sometimes a bit of strange Mirrodin fruit, and lately, she’d snacked on a lot of bread. But her preference, when she had a choice, was red meat. 
He’d watched her cut into roast Oxidda beast many a time with a fervent need that turned to ecstasy when she put it in her mouth. Venser, who’d been raised on the lean offerings of Urborg swamps, had begun to think of food as much more interesting after watching Liliana consume a few good meals.
Now, while Jor-el smiled politely and chatted with their Phyrexian hosts, Liliana was tapping her fingers on the empty porcelain in front of her as her dark gaze followed every new vessel that arrived at table with a sort of desperate hope that made Venser almost feel sorry for his domineering mistress. When no more thrulls emerged from the kitchen area, Liliana set her lips in a furious line and turned to Jor-el. Venser thought, for a moment, that she might just bite him to satiate her hunger.
At that moment Elesh Norn decided it was time for prayers, so all the Phyrexians bent their heads and put their hands upon each others’ shoulders. Venser leaned in from his place behind Liliana so he could hear her hiss angrily at Jor-el.
“I’m starving!”
“You’re not, and to consume food here would be to recognize our flesh. We cannot put the needs of our bodies above the customs of the Orthodoxy, or we risk alienating them. It would be a direct affront to Elesh Norn’s hospitality to eat anything here,” he whispered back.
“There’s no such thing as hospitality if there’s no food! I can’t not eat for this entire night--”
“Pray. It diminishes the appetite.”
“Jor--”
Just then the Phyrexians finished their chanting prayer and proceeded to applaud themselves by rapping their fingertips lightly on their porcelain goblets, making a wave of tinkling sound. Liliana cut herself off and Jor-el joined in with the strange custom. Liliana turned her head away from Jor-el and rested her cheek on her hand. The shadows beneath her eyes looked much darker lately, and Venser felt sorry for her again. Almost.
Another hour passed with Jor and Elesh refereeing a spirited religious discussion with the other notable guests. Finally, Elesh stood and addressed Liliana.
“It is customary for the guest of honor to provide light entertainment for the supper,” the Praetor gestured silkily towards a tiled stage at the head of the table. “You will grant us this small indulgence, yes?”
Given her state of mind (and stomach), Venser braced himself for some kind of Liliana explosion that involved smashing smallwares and cursing like a Keld berserker. He was mildly shocked when she held it together and rose from her seat with aristocratic elegance, speaking to Elesh as though they were debutantes at a fete.
“My dear, I certainly will indulge you. What an honor. But why ‘light entertainment’? Why not something a bit darker?” she winked salaciously at the Praetor, who, to Venser’s serious shock this time, giggled wildly and clapped her hands together like a child.
Liliana took it all in stride and, taking her place on the patterned tiles, she raised her hands with arcane grace and began to breathe sibilant, disturbing words of black magic into the muggy evening air.
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Metal of all kinds fell in glittering showers around the refugee encampment within Mirrodin’s Furnace Level. The sad mishmash of tents served as the new home for many types of creatures, all who’d fled their conquerors’ insatiable appetite. The Phyrexians never tired of violence (an everyday necessity), torture (scientific research) and acquisition (what’s yours is better off as mine, as they say). Months had passed since any kind of Phyrexian had given the refugees any hassle, and many of the tent kingdom’s inhabitants had started to think this could be their new beginning.
Now, the ground trembled and pipes burst. Steam vented screaming into the huge cavern, and ore-laced rock crumbled down. A girl with fox-red hair cowered beneath a goblin ladder. The goblins, luckless free labor working-class of the Phyrexians, were cursing and squealing as they abandoned their tools and darted for the safety of their bolt-holes and hidden caves. The girl had been out tending the sick when the quake started. There were reinforced caves to shelter in around the perimeter, but the tents were more exposed. She heard cries of pain echo across the cavern from the refugee shantytown.
“Please, please bring Jor-el back,” she prayed to herself. He would know what to do--she looked around, hoping to see his white cloak flash in the falling rubble. She would be brave, then, she’d run to him, the Auriok mystic that had brought so much hope to the refugees after he’d renounced their old ways and founded the new religion...True, he might have traded her to Glissa for maps to the world’s Core, but only to save their--his--people. At least, the dark lady had said that was his intention, to trade her. But it didn’t matter. All that mattered was that he was right, and steadfast, and good.
A swarm of dark black and blue skittered down from the tunnels leading to the surface. It was a writhing horde of bulbous eyes, scythelike arms, and metallic carapaces. They moved with clicking, squishing sounds audible above even the the din of falling rock. The girl choked back a horrified scream.
Phyrexians--from Lumengrid and the Dross. Here. Her tongue went dry and her temples throbbed. It must be a nightmare. She thought of the dark lady and her zombie, and Jor...
“Have they abandoned us?” Melira whispered.
If the Phyrexians were here, they would wipe out the refugees. Melira had seen it all before. Suddenly, she found herself running across the Furnace Level, jumping over fallen boulders and shielding her head from metal shards with her arms. She saw the blue and black insectoid army halt, hesitating at the edge of the cavern, apparently confused by the chaos of hot vapors and falling stone. She would reach the tent city first.
I will lead them away.
Melira burst through someone’s abandoned cooking fire into the refugee camp proper. Many of the Auriok refugees were soldiers, and had already started to try and organize in small groups. Melira, visible with her red hair shining, grabbed a young soldier as he passed.
“Shields! You soldiers must protect the others. Arm yourself with shields and use them as cover--I can heal wounds, but not smashed skulls!” the youth nodded and ran off, yelling the directive to his comrades.
Children were screaming and wailing, a sound Melira could not abide. She ran to the centermost tents, where it was the worst. The infirmary was there, and it was also furthest from the safety of the reinforced caves at the edge of the cavern. She pushed open the tent flap and burst in on a scene of terrified patients and caregivers putting out incidental fires.
“Nurses, carry only the smallest and weakest--everyone else, you must run! Follow me and stay close. And stop crying! There are Phyrexians out there, they mustn’t hear us!”
Melira ran outside, not looking back to see if they’d obeyed. But she could tell by the patter of feet and the stifling of sobs a moment later that they had.
“Soldier!” she gasped at another Auriok, a senior military female who was pulling an old shaman out of the way of a falling stalactite. “M’am, please, there are Dross Phyrexians out there--I saw them--take your best--there! I will lead the helpless to the caves.”
The Auriok lieutenant nodded. Then she was gone, but Melira heard their familiar battle cry as the Auriok changed tact from rescue and salvage to combat.
Melira and the refugees, beneath the cover of Auriok shields that could be spared, made for the caves that were latticed with darksteel at the edge of the Furnace Level.
Behind them, Melira imagined she heard the nightmarish sounds of war...
Again.
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To be continued.


Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Return to Argentum: 7



At the end of the world, there was only a goblin. He was strapped, against his will, to a device of his own making. A device that connected him to the rest of the world, in most intimate fashion.

The filaments stretched from Slobad to the cuffs that bound him, from the cuffs to the machine, from the machine to the tower, from the tower to the lacunae, from there…
When the Green Sun rose, when the power cleansed the plane again…
Slobad was no longer just a goblin. He was a god.
“Try it before you give it up,” Karn had said.
Slobad had experimented, floating up and flying around, weightless, as if in a dream. But it didn’t compare to the other feeling…
“No, bring her back!” he had shouted. Shouted. Why did I shout? Why was I so afraid?
“Are you sure?” Karn had said.
“YES.”
So the power had flowed out from his ascended body, and back into all the rest of Mirrodin. Slobad had never felt so deflated. But when he lifted his limp head, Glissa had been standing there, over him, smiling. His friend was alright.
“You’re the stupidest goblin I’ve ever met.”
“Not saying much, are you, crazy elf!”
From there, it was more of the same. They tried to do good things, build things, but everything failed and things turned dark. Glissa became more angry, more afraid. Slobad found it harder and harder and then, impossible, to make her laugh. The world wanted more and more mana. The ground turned hotter, and the skies more brittle. Slobad often wondered if he’d made the wrong decision.
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“Elesh Norn is the only power on this plane with the capabilities to do what you’re asking,” Jor-el said as he twitched the reins on his mount.

“But it sounds like that’s really far away,” Liliana complained, moving her Chrome Steed up to match his.

“Yes.”

“Do we have that kind of ti--"

“I don’t see any other way,” Jor-el said, his tone ending the conversation. Venser watched as Liliana reined her steed back, dropping away form Jor-el. Her expression was cold.

“Prrrrrrrrrrrroblemsssss?” Venser whooshed as he neared Liliana, completely out of control. His mount was doing whatever it wanted, his zombie hands unable to give it the nuanced signals it desired. Venser’s Chrome Steed tossed its head and sidestepped, nearly throwing its undead rider to the ground. Venser grunted and smacked the steed with his disembodied arm.

“Ugh,” Liliana said, rubbing her temples with one hand.

The sun rose, burning everything beneath it.


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Karn looked through tears upon his son.
Memnarch had converted himself to an insectoid shape. The Praetor was cold and calculating, more machine than man. Karn had not intended for this to be his destiny. He had hoped the guardian of Argentum would find peace in tending a perfect metal world. Instead, his progeny had lost his mind, had done violence unspeakable, had found no peace at all. The silver golem bowed his head.
And am I much different? What I set out to do and what I did are two entirely different stories.
“Memnarch?” Karn said.

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The fires danced in her hair. The light caressed her skin, and the shadows haunted her steps and her eyes and made him hurt.
Hurt? Why should he hurt?
But he did.
Urabrask stood unmoving next to a pillar in a the Furnace Level. He strove to make his breathing as even and quiet as possible.
Completely out of reach, the emerald-and opal -and red jasper human bent to retrieve something from the rocky floor.
Urabrask blew smoke out of both nostrils, both ears, and all twelve valves in his body.

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“It could be a trick.”
“It could.”
Vorinclex and Glissa rode steadily through the rusting Tangle. A light acidic rain fell weakly on their shoulders as their mounts and those of their retinue broke trail towards the white cliffs.
“Why should she want to meet here?”
“It is fairly neutral.”
“I don’t like it,” Glissa grimaced and set her jaw. Vorinclex knew this was a sign of her extreme anger.
“Come, it will be fine,” he said. The words were soft and strange, and Glissa looked at him immediately with a suspicious frown.
“Ahem,” said Vorniclex. “Captain, you may be relieved of your duties if you can’t see this through. I will lead our Tangle troops to Elesh’s stronghold myself.”
“Sir,” said Glissa, “You know that is not necessary.”
“Good,” Vorinclex said, forcing a harshness he did not feel into his response.
Glissa, however, seemed at ease with his gruffness, and rode forward contentedly. Vorinclex delighted himself for half a minute watching the rain drip from her corded hair, and noted with joy how the wild birds seemed to flit from branch to branch, following his Captain’s advance. Then Glissa glanced back and Vorinclex pasted a dour frown onto his face. Glaring at her like a Praetor should.
She turned around, leading the party through a nasty clumping of bloodsucking vines, and thus didn’t notice Vorinclex humming and tapping his fingers rhythmically on his mount.

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The plaza was whitish but tinged with pink, and Liliana smelled the distinct scent of epidermal decay.
The blue sun hung low in the sky above the organic, artificial promenade and gave everything an even more charming greenish cast.
“Prrrfct for ahhhhoneymoooon,” Venser whooshed.
“Shut up,” Liliana snapped, tensing as she saw a svelte figure appear on the horizon.
This is all to get you back to functioning, flesh-and-blood form, may I remind you… Liliana mentally gritted at her zombie minion.
How selfless of you Venser’s blue eye flared back at her.
“Liliana? Elesh Norn welcomes us,” Jor-el  smiled grimly back at them, and Venser restrained an urge to throw his detached arm right at his face.
What in Urborg do you see in that guy? Venser thwacked the razor grass with his arm as they rode closer and closer to the pale figure ahead.
Do you know why he doesn’t look like the rest? He thinks the vanity of the Auriok condemned them to doom; contributed to their loss at the hands of the Phyrexians. So he renounced their practices. That’s why his hair is brown instead of blond. Liliana regarded Venser with a dramatically arched eyebrow.
So, you like him because he feigns more modesty than the rest of his golden posse? Venser put one skeletal hand over what would have been his breastacular region, had he been whole.
He gave up his entire ingrained belief system in order to bring his people a new way of life. In order to give them a future. To bring them hope.




I’m pretty sure he just took the wealth he used to spend on hair treatments and skin bronzer and reallocated those funds. Namely, funneling them into wine and 3,000-thread-count sheets.
To Venser’s shock, Liliana laughed.
How in the helvault does a guy like you know about thread counts? she smirked. He shrugged his one good shoulder.
I couldn’t sleep one night. Stayed up and counted them.
Wait, what--while we were sleeping under them? Liliana’s smirk changed to a dark glare. Venser’s silent stare was guilty. Were you there the whole night?!
It’s not like you’ve given me a lot of choices to pass the time in this damn place.
Liliana’s face twisted in indignant disgust. I should have known better than to trust you to be off my radar even for a few hours--
The guy snores like a beast. Did you realize that? About two minutes after you guys pass out, he starts up and it’s like listening to a two hundred year old baloth trying to blow snot bubbles out of its open mouth--I mean, you look amazing, of course, My Lady, but between your farting and his viscous blubbering, it kind of ruins the vista of your repose...
Enough. Liliana’s eyes were dangerously dark. Venser noticed she was grinding her teeth, which he had thought she only did in her sleep...
You know, the great thing is I found out that I can detach my head in a certain way that allows me to screw it back on. So, when I’m lying under your bed, I can unscrew my head, hold it in my good hand and lift it out from under the mattress, and if I tilt it up and to the left I can get this truly stunning angle on your a--
“ENOUGH!” Liliana exploded, raising her clenched fist as it swirled with black mana. Jor and the rest of the Auriok escort turned to look at her, alarmed. Venser watched in fascination as an uncharacteristic flush crept from her clavicle up her neck. He was surprised by the stab of pleasure he suddenly felt in his gut--er, where his guts would be. Liliana shrank contritely beneath Jor's gaze and composed herself, lowering her hand. And batting her eyes apologetically. Jor nodded sternly and turned back to his vigil of greeting the Praetor.

When Liliana next caught Venser in her sidelong glance, it was icy. He looked away.
They all resumed watching Elesh Norn and entourage approach.
Really, how’s a guy supposed to sleep through that? Venser mused hesitantly a moment later.
I like him because he’s a success at what he does Liliana's words seemed to come from a distant place as she rode forward towards Jor-el. The mystic, formerly Jor Kadeen before he had so "humbly" renounced his glorious ways, lifted his hand towards Liliana with a quiet smile. Her answering smile was serene, her eyes calm and dark. She raised her hand to the Auriok lord with supreme grace and allowed his fingers to touch her palm. Together, they turned to face Elesh Norn.

You have no idea why we’re really here, do you, dear Spencer, naive fool.



Liliana’s last words, before she severed the connection, echoed in frigid waves at the edges of Venser’s mind. He shuddered as her voice faded away, the statement chilling him...that is, it would have, if he had any hope left.





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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The Demon Inside by Andy Rogers


This week I'm pleased to feature a flash fiction piece and casual decklists by Moxy MTG's first guest writer, Andy Rogers. Let us know what you think in the comments or via Twitter!



Ajani rolled out of the way of the blast. Black plague from the Lord of the Pit scorched the ground where
he had been only seconds prior. The pestilent smell turned his stomach.

“Curse the dark rituals that summoned you,” Ajani spat. “You’ll not reign anywhere in this plane while I
live to defend it.”

Since Jazal’s murder, pain and fear were constant companions. The only thing that kept Ajani from
succumbing to them was unrestrained anger. It was the fuel that burned the pyre of his inhibitions. The
desire for vengeance burned so hot that nothing would stand in the way of finding his brother’s killer.

Had Jazal been alive he would not have approved of the fiery recluse Ajani had become. He would’ve
said, “Hate consumes. Temperance is wisdom.” But Ajani believed that hate is exactly what would keep
him alive. Not even a demon lord could best him while he burned so hot.

The dark figure reared back to strike. Ajani leapt, sword in hand, and sunk his mageslaying blade deep
into the monster’s chest. In the same moment he felt his opponent’s claws rip into his back.

“Little lion cub,” the creature whispered. “You think you can kill me? You’re killing yourself.”

Ajani was confused, but he held a glare that would’ve leveled a weaker foe. He resolved never to flinch
in the face of evil again, even if it killed him. His days of taking it on the chin were over. They both bled
increasingly, plying their blades into one another.

“I am the fire inside you. Kill me and kill yourself.” Darkness surrounded them.



The demon’s hideous laughter still rang in his ears as Ajani woke, sweating. The night sounds of Naya
unsettled him. He’d slept in a forest clearing, careless of exposure in his exhaustion. Like a lost cub,
anyone could have found him.

But he was not a lost cub anymore.

He growled and scanned the shadows around him. They were empty. There had been no demon to slay.
No demon at all.

Or was he wrong?

Ajani ran deeper into the trees, wanting to put distance between himself and the place of his torment.
His vengeance drove him, even as his doubts increased.
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Lord of the Pit deck list:

4 Lord of the Pit
4 Deranged Assistant
4 Dregscape Zombie
1 Rotting Rats
1 Viscera Dragger
1 Etherium Abomination

2 Dark Ritual
3 Doom Blade
2 Forbidden Alchemy
2 Murder
2 Vapor Snag

1 Absorb Vis
1 Profane Command
2 Rise from the Grave
3 Tome Scour
2 Unburial Rites

1 Diabolic Servitude

3 Drowned Catacomb
7 Island
11 Swamp
3 Tainted Field



Ajani Vengeant deck list:

4 Ajani's Pridemate
4 Ajani's Sunstriker
4 Blade of the Sixth Pride
2 Healer of the Pride
2 Pride Guardian
2 Savannah Lions

4 Ajani Vengeant

1 Flash Conscription
1 Furious Resistance
1 Increasing Vengeance
3 Lightning Helix
1 Shattering Blow
1 Skullcrack
1 Stave Off
1 Stir the Pride

1 Ajani's Mantra

1 Mob Justice
1 Titan's Revenge
2 Vengeance

4 Boros Guildgate
8 Mountain
9 Plains
2 Smoldering Spires